This is the London Evening Standard Headline Maker. Obviously the new owner has more money than sense paying £1.00 for it when you can get it for 50p outside most tubes. Maybe things will change (and the apology is a start) but there is along way to go and with the Standard the only way is up out of the gutter. However with just thirty words it is still possible to generate any Evening Standard Headline you like.  Click the button and create your own random headline. Just like the real thing some will make sense, and maybe have meaning, whilst others will be pure fear creating nonsense. We've followed the Mayor's lead and got rid of most of the transport policy  but now comes with apologies!

For a surrealist variant on the headline maker visit here