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The original Evening Standard headline maker Now with Heathrow!       The all new fluffy  Evening Standard headline maker. Now with blond joy!	The Johnson generator is just like Boris' own speeches, a pastiche of fucking nonsense that occasionally reveals a pearl of wisdom or vicious prejudice. Perfectly acceptable, even laudable,  in an MP but not really up to the mark for the fucking mayor of the greatest city on earth. So have a laugh with Boris but don't vote for him because, as comedian Rob Deb said, you can't run a city with pie on your face. Just click on the button whenever you feel the need for an clueless aphorism or confused soundbite. NOW WITH FUCKING!
	February 2009 Fucking Update   At last after a year in office Boris finally gives us a vision of his future London. It's taken long enough but on February 1st (otherwise known as snow day) we got a glimpse of Boris' future London it is all white and not a bus in sight.

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