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The original Evening Standard headline maker Now with Heathrow!       The all new fluffy  Evening Standard headline maker. Now with blond joy!	The Johnson generator is just like Boris' own speeches, a pastiche of humorous nonsense that occasionally reveals a pearl of wisdom or vicious prejudice. Perfectly acceptable, even laudable,  in an MP but not really up to the mark for the mayor of the greatest city on earth. So have a laugh with Boris but don't vote for him because, as comedian Rob Deb said, you can't run a city with pie on your face. Just click on the button whenever you feel the need for an clueless aphorism or confused soundbite.
	May 8th update:   This joke isn't funny anymore, if it ever was. The suburbs have spoken and for the first time in 2000 years the edge will be directing what goes on in the centre. At least we can hopefully look forward to happier Standard headlines (see our new fluffy headline maker).  Now it just remains for us to see if Rob Deb was correct or not in his assertion that 'you can't run a city with pie on your face.'

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