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"A dread good read." Southwark Weekender
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One Eye Grey does not sell advertising in the traditional sense but does welcome payment for sentences or paragraphs which may or may not contain positive references to the sponsor's product, depending on the mood of our whimsical ethical advertising committee. Because the stories deal with contemporary London mentions of bars, cafes, restaurants, clothes shops etc seemed unavoidable so it made sense to give a play to those we liked (or those who paid us.) So you could stump up for a favourable mention of your product in some dialogue by a nice character, shell out for a positive endorsement of rival's merchandise by a bad person or even cough up for a paragraph discussion of virtues of your goods or services etc. Be creative and make us an offer through penny at fandmpublications.co.uk At the end of One Eye Grey there will be an acknowledgment of your kind donation with a phrase along the lines of: Sentence three, paragraph two, page seventeen was kindly brought to you by the Japanese Whaling Commission. |
So in Bank Holiday Weekend Witcomb Cycles London's oldest cycling shop and maker of bespoke bicycles span us the cash for the photographs in Elephant Fly and also the 1970s cover font. Which considering their cyclists in bell bottoms that's only to be expected. Scary stories online Fright Fiction were behind some of the creepier passages. The marvellous Stardust of Herne Hill did us proud for the second paragraph on page nineteen and Atlantis Bookshop of Museum Street covered the costs of the illustrations and every time we used the word fluffy. Page twelve and thirteen were happily covered by those purveyors of stress relief Breath London and finally Martik Jewellery made pages forty five and fifty sparkle. |
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We also do weddings, birthdays, funerals and barmitzvahs Why not commemorate your special event with a mention in One Eye Grey? What better way to preserve those happy memories than in a piece of cheap pulp fiction? |
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This is a unique, and carbon neutral, gift opportunity. Forget product placement this is people placement as we at F and M Publications are willing (for a consideration) to write you or a friend or loved one into our stories. If you want one of our existing characters to refer to your wedding, birthday, works leaving bash then all it costs is £20. Mentions are easily inserted into the text for example a character might arrive and say 'Sorry I'm late but I was at Betty and Joe’s wedding anniversary last night at the Ivory Arch. Class event and no violence at all’. Or if your marriage was a bit of a fiction choose to celebrate your divorce through us. We’ll take recommendations from you about text but may not be able to guarantee an exact reproduction. You can go further and for £100.00 have yourself introduced as a character in the story including a brief description of yourself and a few lines of dialogue. Places are limited and we are taking orders for next year's batch! Book your mention now through pay pal.
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